2011 was also a big year for music. We lost some of the most talented musicians that the world has ever known. It was a particularly busy year for hip hop. Jay-z and Kanye played 'niggas in paris' 98 times when The Throne made it to Reykjvik (the capital of Iceland). Kanye found 20 synths in his basement, hired an octopus as a composer and produced 'Watch the Throne'. Jay-z planted a seed in his fine ass wife. Props. Odd Future blew up like Osama's crib did, drake cried on a mic and it sounds nice, Wayne got on 5boro and grew a vagina.
Now that's why we're really here. I think we finally had a brood dope mc's and producers make it out last year but for every point these guys gained for bringing it back, somebody had to poo all over the game with wackness.
Figure 1:
Chris Brown aka C Breezy aka Bobby Brown v.02
Not really too much to say about this Sisqo cock gobbling douche that bigghostnahmean hasn't already said. This guy is rapping now. He rides around with his click in leopard print on razor scooter's. His click consists of Wiz Khalifa and Tyga. Rap music bleached it hair when he did and in doing so lost a little soul.
Figure 2:
Lil Wayne aka Weezy aka Grown Ass Man In Zebra Leggings
Figure 3:
Busta Rhymes aka Busabus aka Trevor
One of the sickest ever, hands down. Fucks with Dilla, the whole leaders of the new school thing, he'll spit the hottest bars while he's chewing you up and shit out a grill. This cat can turn audio water to wine, make a pop track pop harder than Pete Doherty's crack pipe. This mother fucker can produce crack with his own saliva. Get it? He's a spitting machine that's been doing his thing since most of these YMCMB lames were still being breast fed. He's allowed to be fat. That's why it pains me so much to read that he signs to Young Money. Fuck Young Money. I can't single handedly blame them for the demise of hip hop in 2011 but i sure can throw a foot in there and make a point. From a business stand point, good move, Trev. But fuck, you came up with the best of the best now you jump into bed with the same type of cunce you diss. You were getting Arab money, now it's all Christian Louboutin sneaks and diamond encrusted maxi pads.
I think you can see my issue here. All these cats have ties to Young Moola.
Christian Louboutin: Sneaker pimpin' aint easy, neither is justifying these. GTFO
So now we sit and wait for what 2012 will bring besides the end of the world. If YMCMB keep infecting my ears i'll be waiting out front to be the first hit by whatever is gonna drop and kill us. I must admit, good hip hop did exist in 2011 and it's more frustration that poo sells more than talent does these days. Kendrick Lamar seems to be some sort of saviour. Odd Future are dope as fuck besides the over use of the word swag. Why you keep talking about camping guys? A$AP Rocky has a good thing going. Yes, I'm only mentioning the breakout cats cos you gotta make it to shape it. Finally dudes is making an emphasis beat wise too. It's hip hop after all. Treat it with respect... and listen to jazz.