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10 reason's why I'm a catch.

1. I'm a good guy. A fucking good dude mind you. If I'm walking down the street with a bird you better know I'm walking on the inside of the sidewalk closest to the road. Man's this is a simple yet often forgotten form of chivalry. I'm gonna lay my H&M hoodie over a puddle for a bitch. If i had a Burberry coat I wouldn't and I'd say some thing like 'Fucking serious? get the sand out your shit and jump for a change. Do I have to do everything bitch? Fuck, I'm not your father'. But seriously you would live for it because it came from my cute little face.

2. I cook. I cook really good, but don't come knocking if you're gonna be all 'eeeeewwww that's so fatty' and 'you know how bad butter is for you?'. Yes I do and it tastes fucking good. I'm a full flavour kinda guy. What are you feeling tonight? Maybe a little Middle Eastern cuisine, some oriental flavours? How about Foie Gras with mustard seeds and duck jus? Yeah you like that? Seafood too, girl I got shit that'll make your mouth water and your sugar basin drip drip.

3. I'm deep. Like a fucking onion, I got layers. Each time you peel back a little more your heart melts a little more. It's simple baby. Get to know me. We can sit by the fire while I recite poetry, hell I'll just freestyle a few baby making bars then we can make a baby and eat a mars bar. Fucking right, I watch the news and I cry over all the injustices that take place in this sick and twisted reality which we are forced to live. But there is light at the end of this windy, dirty, shit sodden tunnel... Me

4. Groove thang, not groove thing, thaaaaang. Ain't no thang but a chick wing baby girl. I have an internal metronome. Watch my tight little booty shake while the soles of my brando loafers leave burn marks on the floor. Call me J Boogie.
Disco to disco and then onto Frisco, I got the funk, Bootsy mother fucking Collins, mother fucking Fishbone.

Two booties under a groove. You+Me= UH...

5. Romantic son of a bitch. A little red wine by candle light on that Teddy Pendergrass tip. Love TKO baby. Tell you friends about it, then I got lines outside my door like Supreme at drop time. You like bubbles in your bath right? Then I'll gently caress you head while I wash your locks, dry you down but the inside of your legs stay moist for some reason. ZING!

6. CREAM. I don't make a lot but you'll get a good load out of me if you play your cards right. I don't mind throwing down a wad of ones for a good girl. I'll spoil you with product I "paid" big moola for. $10 an hour never looked so good. That can get us both on the ferris wheel and you know what they say, one ride around the big wheel equates to ten on the triangle.

7. Understanding. I understand.

8. Tunes. The music I listen to is fantastic and my ears appreciate an eclectic mix jams from all corners of the earth, so i guess you could say i'm a worldly guy too. I can set the mood with a smooth yazz, switch it up with a little soul, bump and grind to some Genuine, take it down to Cat Power then party to hip hop till the sunrise and when I really wanna heat shit up D'angelo's got my back.

9. I'm fly. I dress so damn good that when I meet your mum she'll be all like 'is he famous? He looks like he's famous!'. I'm not famous and I'm not rich but I won't step out unless I'm looking a million bucks. Shorts and a polo on my country club swag, button down and a bow tie on my 3 stack combo, maybe some fur to pimp in and a shoe game that has other fella's salivating. I like to shop. Not for you but you'll enjoy shopping with me cos you'll get to see me shirtless for a good portion of the day and when I'm putting my kits together you can take photo's and put them up on your little blog.

10. Putting in work. I can work it girl, you don't need to worry there. I'm pretty majestic like a white stallion galloping in front of the sunrise. Like an angel with his wings spread, I get it open. In time with the vibe right, we can do it all night, got a chill bark but a hard bite. See, just like that. Love making poetry like it ain't shit. When I'm up in it, it's a one way ticket to pleasure town and I'm the pilot.