Fresh unfortunately resides at the bottom of our street.
As the name suggests, Fresh prides itself on serving organic vegetarian dishes and as a result, they feel that they are allowed to charge 13 bucks a pop for a vaginatarian salad. Despite this, theres always a massive line to get into the place and for some reason heaps of guys like to take their girfriends/dates there to try and impress them.
They always choose to sit near the window sill, all smiles, showing everyone how healthy they can be munching on gourmet lettuce leaves for dinner. I think men may even have to tuck their dicks in between their legs upon entrance. Seriously guys, get the sand out of your vaginas. How are you supposed to impress a girl on a first date by going to Fresh and ordering a fucking mango tango salad and a glass of freshly blended organic carrot juice? Cmon man, you aint gon get any vag pulling that lame ol move. Take her to KFC, double down that shit with a Doc Pepper and call it night. I guarantee you she'll be double downing on you the minute you step foot through your doorway.
But dont just take it from me. Here's a modern day example:
This is Boobs. Boobs is a lad.
Boobs is gettin it in on the reg.
Boobs loves to eat burgers. Ever heard of a 12 tacker? Didn't think so. Trumps your 2 fruit and 5 veg any day of the week.
I rest my case.
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