More like "Big Wang Theory"

"The Big Bang Theory" is the worst television show currently on air, if not the worst show to have ever been thought up, produced and shoved in my face like a shovel of shit.

Seriously, I was an eight year old kid once and even I wouldn't have found this rude excuse for comedy comedic in the slightest. I might even direct my own pilot full of one liners like 'Did you just fart or did the toilet burp' and 'The only root you have had is a root canal'. Okay, funny when I say or type it and you read it because i'm hilarious. Take a leaf from my book Big Bang, quit while you're behind. If you manage to get even more behind you'll actually contradict science and create portal to ultimate behindness, you dick.

They have even managed to do the impossible, fail at fart jokes. Everybody loves a fart joke. Shit, every living organism get's a kick out of a good 'pull my finger'. My friend Seb (you might know him as sea bass) has a good move in which he leaves his keys on the passenger seat and lets his poop whole reign fury on your dome as you lean over and pick them up for him. Funny right? God damn lol i'm telling you and not that hard to execute. Fart jokes have been the purest and most universally rofl inducing form of comedy since it's inception. Babies fluff and we lose our shit, old men fluff and we lose our shit, hot chicks fluff and that's fucked up but we still lose our shit, Seb farts on MY HEAD and even I lose my shit. I mean hell, the word fart itself induces a little chuckle and still "Big Bang" somehow manage to rinse what was, before they came along, a certain ball tearer of all it's integrity and good standing. Fucking dog shit guys. You guys are dog shit.

With all this said the show manage's to retain an audience, has an army of dog shit supporters and all in all succeeds. This poses a serious question. Is this the latest in human evolution? Are human being's becoming more and more stupid by finding this funny? Yes, yes we are. Man kind we're on a roll at one point. We had fire first, sometime later came the light bulb and then Japan fucked all technology with it's awesomeness. There was spiritual african chant's, Mozart, Quincy Jones, Roy Ayers, Prince and now Lil B. All positive steps in music evolution. Charlie Chaplin paved the path that is comedy, the three stooges walked it, Jerry and Larry ran amuck on it, Ron Burgundy kept it classy, Dave Chappelle provides massive stomach crunching laughs and somehow this dog shit of a dog shit "Big Bang" get's to tap it's little toes all the way down the path's golden brick's of joy. If "Big Bang" wore shoe's it would wear toe shoes.